Gonzo Millennial Harper’s writer gets banished to the Content House to write David Foster Wallace-esque missives about the local populace.

Gods. That’s really what this is, isn’t it? The Boomers had “The Motorcycle Gangs” (content warning for, uh, very victim-blamey takes on rape), and Gen X “Big Red Son“, and Millennials are going to get exposés about fucking TikTokers.

Truly, we are living in the stupidest timeline . . .