In order to get good press from the conservative media, Republican politicians need not craft a brilliant political strategy or impress with policy substance or excel at persuading the public that conservative ideas are the way forward. They need only find themselves in conflict with President Obama and Democrats.

–The difference between modern “anti-liberals” and true conservatives is that true conservatives actually have a coherent political platform (I know it’s unbelievable, and you’ve probably never even seen one, but… they do, trust me).