No, seriously. It’s the digital equivalent of when everyone used to shit in their own drinking water and then wonder why they all died of cholera.

Related: the saddest shitty password I’ve ever seen was the equivalent of “breakup2016”. It’s like, dude. I’m sorry you got dumped this year but can you not then also memorialise that as your password? Because getting dumped is one thing, and getting fired because your shitty password let the pentesters in is another.