So there was a court case going on recently where Oracle sued Google over a API implementations in Android and… something. Look, the details of the case basically don’t matter, solely because the whole pageantry of a bunch of Silicon Valley nerd-kings having to explain themselves to old men in robes who can’t use computers is too much fun.

I mean, “fun” in an “oh gods this is going to set terrible precedent we’re going to have to live with for a hundred years” sort of way. But… yanno.