Red Disgusting.

/Red Disgusting.

Red Delicious apples are terrible and you should stop buying them. I always used to think I hated apples, until I stopped getting these monstrosities and started eating things like the Gala instead.

Oh, and there’s this paragraph about the history of the Red Delicious, which should give some lulz to Marvel fans:

Stark Brothers’ soon secured the rights to the Hawkeye [apple], changed its name to the Stark Delicious (only after the branding of the Golden Delicious, in 1914, did it become the Red Delicious), and began an ambitious marketing campaign.

There’s gotta be some fanfic in that somewhere, yeah?

2017-07-17T11:30:22+00:0025th August, 2015|Tags: food|1 Comment

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  1. inkteller 25th August, 2015 at 2:43 pm

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