Don’t like getting patted down by the TSA at airports? Well, TSA workers don’t like giving you pat-downs, either.
I got caught with Terrorism Lumps (a.k.a. tissues) in my pocket the last time I went through LAX, so I was “treated” to an enhanced pat-down. I think the ladies who administered it disliked it more than I did (I suspect because they were wary that I’d make a scene, which I did not, FWIW).