Hey, so you remember how Monopoly is actually a rip-off of an earlier game called “The Landlord’s Game”, which was designed by Elizabeth Magie to teach about the evils of private land ownership or, as we call it in this post-Piketty world, rentier capitalism?

Yes? No?

Anyway. Here’s how to exploit Magie’s ideological lessons to win at Monopoly and piss off everyone you know.