Be prepared to drink more if your glass is bigger.

We have enormous-ass pretentious wanker Riedel wine glasses of the sort that can fit half a bottle in a single glass.1 Do we abuse them for over-consumption purposes? Do you even have to ask?

  1. For the record, you’re not supposed to pour that much into them; you’re supposed to pour a regular amount and have a large volume of air in the glass because of Wine Wanker Reasons. []