You know who both has money and social requirements necessitating a variety of different outfits? Women in their 30s and 40s. So why the hell does no one sell clothes for them?1

Like, legit. Backless tops and dresses are the bane of my existence, and I never want to see a racerback outside of the context of the gym.2 And don’t even get me started on fabrics, yeesh…

  1. Don’t answer that. We all know why… []
  2. Perhaps the one location where it’s sometimes socially okay to show your bra, so long as it’s a fancy sports bra. []