Fake Writer Girls.

/Fake Writer Girls.

It would be nice if these Fake Writer Girls could just stay in the romance section, because we all know romance isn’t a real genre. I mean, sure, romance makes up 55% of all fiction sales, but a real man wouldn’t be caught dead reading that stuff, so it doesn’t count. Besides, ALL ROMANCE NOVELS ARE JUST FORMULAIC, UNIMAGINATIVE HACKWORK! (On a totally unrelated note, I just remembered that I have to write a review of this awesome book I read last week. It’s just like Lord of the Rings, except instead of a ring, it’s a cursed dagger! Brilliantly original stuff.)

–Jim C. Hines calls out the real problem in the fiction section

2013-11-03T20:11:46+00:003rd November, 2013|Tags: books, jim c. hines, satire|Comments Off on Fake Writer Girls.