Like sure, you’re not into explicit cannibal serial killer pornfests, but what if one is a god, one is a mythical monster, one is the main character from a made for tv movie about a real serial killer who are all played by the same actor as half the participants? Sign me up, and give me a minute to Venn diagram this. Sure, you’re not into almost hilariously feminized bottoming, but what if it’s an universe with biologically enforced gender stereotypes and they all have wings and claws and self-lubing asses and get knocked up like a lot? With quintuplets? With elf ears? Someone just read this paragraph and is going ‘okay, but where the fuck can I get all of this in one story? Is there elf ear penetration? Fuck you, this is teasing.” Yes, it is: why hasn’t someone written me this?

–seperis is amused by the innocence of outsiders when it comes to fandom kink.