So, like. You know how the point of being a shareholder is that you, theoretically, have something of a say about how a company is run?
Wait. You… didn’t know that? Because, yeah. It’s true. Think of it like a democracy you can buy into. That’s how a “public” company works.
So, like. Also. You know how tech types are often paid in company shares? Yeah. You ever wondered why they don’t, like. Do more with that? You ever wondered what would happen if they did?