My favourite part about Pokémon GO is how it’s revitalised the discussion about just how GIANT and TERRIFYING most Pokémon are.

Like, my Golbat is 1.32 metres tall. That’s over four foot, or nearly the height of a (short) adult human. A Golbat. I mean, just look at that fucking thing, man. It’s like 90% mouth and flies and is the size of a person. Like WTF, man. What. The. Fuck.

Pokémon. Fucking terrifying man. Terrifying.

2016-09-20T20:07:25+00:00 15th July, 2016|Tags: gaming, ios, pop culture|1 Comment

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  1. oldabhorsen 15th July, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    My pidgeot it 1,5m tall. And it’s not like an ostrich. It has no neck and stumpy legs. It’s all body. And at 23kg it’s ‘extra small.’ How doesn’t it snap its little bird bones? How??

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