Mansplaining is when you ask a guy to list the OS version Hyper-V is running on in a system document, and get back a “helpful explanation” about what Hyper-V is.

It’s like, dude. I used to run three entire datacentres of Hyper-V clusters (which you should know, because I’ve talked about it when you’ve been in the room). I know how the fucking thing works. I’m just asking you to double-check that it is, in fact, running on Server 2012 and not, say, 2008.

It’s not me, bro. It’s you.