“Hey, so, like. Some of our films haven’t been doing so well lately. Do you think that, like, maybe, we should just, y’know. Try and make some that are Less Shit?”

“No, you fool! There’s nothing wrong with us! It’s the fact that people canĀ tell each otherĀ they’re shit that’s theĀ real problem!”1

Funfax: Rotten Tomatoes is actually owned jointly byĀ NBCUniversal andĀ Warner Bros. Go figure, I guess.

  1. Why do I get the feeling the original title for this article was “Attack of the Rotten Tomatoes” and it got re-written by a well-meaning-but-clueless editor? [↩]