ME: Okay but hahah how ‘bout if you made a silly mod of CK3 that linked bust size and height to beauty and health traits? Big tall titty empire! That shouldn’t take too long, right?
ALSO ME: … okay but also what if you made an entirely custom ethnicity and religion with custom events and triggers that cause it to spawn in the game under specific conditions, as well as custom decisions and storylines?
MY HUSBAND: This is a lot more effort than you usually put into cheating in games.