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If-you-can.

This article on the economics of all-you-can-eat buffets reminds me of the time we went to France on a school trip when we were about fifteen or so.

We had several buffet meals at a place called Flunch, and every time the boys would swear to “show the French how a real Aussie eats!” and every time manage to demolish… about one small plate of chips.

In retrospect this was a very formative experience in realising exactly how much crap men talk which… go figure, I guess.

Relatedly, probably my best adult buffet experience was that one morning we got those BBQ pork sticky rice leaf things1 in the members’ lounge at the Conrad Macao. Followed closely by the unlimited champagne bar in the flight lounge at Hong Kong airport and yeah actually now that I’m thinking about it I’m starting to realise why we seem to end up going to Hong Kong so much…

  1. Apparently these are actually called zongzi, a fact I learned because I looked it up just now; they’re one of my favourite things ever and I’ve mostly encountered them by grabbing them off the yum cha cart, so have never actually known what to call them… []
2020-03-03T09:26:51+11:002nd July, 2020|Tags: food|

Future meat, future eat.

Research by the thinktank RethinkX suggests that proteins from precision fermentation will be around ten times cheaper than animal protein by 2035. The result, it says, will be the near-complete collapse of the livestock industry. The new food economy will “replace an extravagantly inefficient system that requires enormous quantities of inputs and produces huge amounts of waste with one that is precise, targeted, and tractable.” Using tiny areas of land, with a massively reduced requirement for water and nutrients, it “presents the greatest opportunity for environmental restoration in human history.”

Not only will food be cheaper, it will also be healthier. Because farmfree foods will be built up from simple ingredients, rather than broken down from complex ones, allergens, hard fats and other unhealthy components can be screened out. Meat will still be meat, though it will be grown in factories on collagen scaffolds, rather than in the bodies of animals. Starch will still be starch, fats will still be fats. But food is likely to be better, cheaper and much less damaging to the living planet.

George Monbiot on futuremeat.

Not gonna lie, one of the idealistic potential technologies I’m most excited about, along with truly autonomous vehicles, is vat-grown food.1 Australia in particular is pretty much almost entirely made up of marginal and desert land that’s unsuited to most types of European-style agriculture, and yet has been exploited for centuries for cattle, sheep, and wheat production, leading to habitat destruction,2 mass desertification and other ills.

Yes, people will lose jobs as farms—including likely some of my (married) family’s farms—close but, realistically, agriculture makes up less than 3% of Australia’s workforce. Dealing with that displacement is a political and economic challenge but, like. So is agriculture-driven climate change, with threatens exponentially more people, jobs, and money. So, y’know. Welcome to the decade of change or die. Literally.

  1. Particularly as someone who likes meat, and red meat in particular, but is increasingly finding it difficult to justify consuming it. On the other hand, as someone living in the driest inhabited continent on earth, most vegetarian options are even worse—plant-based diets take exponentially more water to sustain than meat-based ones, which is why you only tend to find them in tropical and sub-tropical pre-modern societies—so, like. Y’know. []
  2. Europeans in particular tend to treat deserts as “barren”, lifeless places—it’s literally right there in the name of them—but if you’ve ever had the privilege to truly experience one you’ll know they really, really are not. []
2020-02-14T09:02:42+11:0016th June, 2020|Tags: environment, food|

Shit-easy tantanmen.

But short on soup (you can barely see it but I swear it’s there), but leftover tantanmen for lunch on a rainy-ass day? Yes!

How to make? Easy, my friend! (Note: I make no claims to authenticity but it definitely tastes a-okay.)

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2020-04-16T09:08:09+10:0016th April, 2020|Tags: cooking, food, recipe|

Beige bland meat stocks.

So one of my favorite fireworks-brain-meme pieces of trivia is that chili was introduced into Asian cooking by Europeans. It had to’ve been, right? It’s native to central America, so the only way it got out of central America—and into cuisines like those of India and Thailand—was via the colonial empires of Europe.

And since this is the case, it poses one big huge honking question. Specifically, why then is so much European food so freakin’ bland—or at least so freakin’ one-note—compared to the other Old World cuisines its traders influenced?

2019-07-23T13:58:07+10:0028th November, 2019|Tags: culture, food|

A story about onions.

So like Never Forget when my mother-in-law sent us to a class with a professional chef, who was trying to teach us how to cut onions properly. And he kept talking about the “top” of the onion and pointing to where the roots come out. And the whole class was like… giving all these furtive looks. Like this was a Professional Chef… did he know something about onions we didn’t?

Turns out no. He just… didn’t know how fucking onions work.

Like yeah I learned stuff in the class I still use, and we went back to a few more and they were always great, but. Fuck.

Onions, man. Onions.

2019-11-01T14:38:44+11:0031st October, 2019|Tags: alcohol, food|

Crap in, crap out.

A look at the history, use, and misuse of the calorie.

TIL from this article:

  • Some people have small intestines that are up to 50% longer than others, which makes them 50% better at digesting food!
  • Cold toast has fewer (usable) calories than hot toast.
  • Coconut oil reduces the caloric content of rice.
  • Reheated pasta/rice/potatoes/bread have fewer calories than fresh pasta/rice/potatoes/bread.
  • The Chinese thing about not drinking cold water is actually kind of correct? Although for exactly the opposite reason.1

Tl;dr everything you know about food science is wrong.

  1. Drinking very cold water doesn’t “slow down” you organs; it apparently makes you body burn more calories to try and keep your core temperature stable. Which I guess could be a problem if you lived somewhere/-when where food scarcity was an issue, e.g. if you were a Ye Oldene Timese Chinese peasant. []
2019-03-25T15:14:29+11:0016th September, 2019|Tags: cw: dieting, food, science|

Ethical cannibalism.

Tl;dr dude gets in an accident, has his leg amputated, and asks some friends if they want to come over and eat it, just for lulz. In tacos, because one of the friends’ partners was a chef. Apparently, it tasted a bit like beef, not chicken or pork as usually reported.

As a content warning, asides from the whole premise, the linked article does include photos of said meat being prepared. They’re no more graphic than any other photos of meat used in cooking (i.e. there are no identifiable human parts), but even as someone who’s a ravenous carnivore I still found them mildly unsettling.

2019-01-21T10:44:31+11:0014th June, 2019|Tags: cw: cannibalism, food|