This guy doesn’t have a name yet, though he’s kind of the male version of the Drard I drew a few weeks back.
The idea is that he’s some kind of travelling… plant whisperer guy? His other mom is the forest itself (hence the goat legs, not entirely pictured), and his staff magically produces one single apple a day so long as it’s in his possession.
Okay but… hear me out for a second: the Drard.
The most ultimate min-maxy utility character ever? She’s stacked all her points in WIS/INT/CHAR and just Wildshapes if she ever needs physical traits. Buff the party! Heal the party! Feed the party! Entertain the party! Turn into innocuous animals and perform reconnaissance for the party! Turn into terrifying animals and attack enemies for the party! A+ party mom, would party again!
Also: she makes booze.
Drard!
So we finally managed to get a pick-up one-shot of D&D at the nerdshop last night, and big shout-out to the DM who managed to keep his cool despite the fact I managed to destroy his campaign idea by being the only D&D player ever to remember the spell mage hand exists.
The module involved a lot of “navigate this trap room to retrieve a small gemstone you can see roughly 29 feet away” style puzzles which… oop.
Shockingly the third trap room had the stone suddenly forty five feet away… but luckily for me my Sorcerer premade had the Extend Spell metamagic, meaning the DM really had no one to blame but himself.
Then, in the final room, it was buried under magic quicksand, so props to the DM for thinking on his feet. (Luckily the party had like 250 feet of rope and a dwarf who was good at holding her breath…)
Ye Obligatorie Purple Tiefling D&D Character.
This is Isa “Soos” Beni-Azharul, a lawful neutrevil Tempest-domain Cleric/Blue-Dragonblooded Sorcerer whose favorite weapons are a whip and a trident. Their most prized possession is Growley, a masterwork stuffed worg plushie. Their signature moves are to use a reaction to lightning bolt anyone who touches them, and also cast AoE thunder spells in enclosed spaces. If you want to be healed, you better be able to afford it.
You were a total trashgoat and I miss you, Soos.
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Oh, geeze. Where did the month go?
Speed-ink (… is that a thing?) of one of the portraits for our Con14 D7D night!
Have I been doing this almost a year now? Holy crap. It’s almost like actually sticking to something!